10
May
10

Ken Griffey Jr. fell asleep on the Job

I'm So Tired

Come on now!  What the heck is up with Ken Griffey Jr.  What the heck was he doing asleep in the club house during a baseball game?  So basically, Griffey Jr. got paid some big bucks for sleeping.  Who the heck can sleep on the job without running the risk of loosing their job?  Well…obviously Griffey can, as well as Keith Hernandez.  YOU’RE KILL ME GRIFFEY, JR!  Read more from THE TRUE SOURCE.

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10
May
10

Lena Horne…Dead at the age of 92

Simply Elegance

Wow…It’s hard to state the significance of a pioneer such as Lena Horne.  She went through a lot early on in her career and opened up doors for those who followed.  She was one of the original Divas of her day and she shall remain.  She will be miss and our prayers go out to her family.  Lena Horne, dead at the age of 92.

09
May
10

This Is Your Neighbor: Jennifer LaPenta

Some airhead floosie name Jennifer LaPenta decided that she wanted to go inside a United States court of law (traffic court) wearing what some would deem an ‘offensive’ t-shirt.  The crazy thing is, she was only there for moral support.  This dimwit bimbo sat in front rows of the court room and the presiding judge saw the message on the t-shirt, “I have the PUSSY so I make the RULES”,  and called Ms. LaPenta to front.

At some point the judge slapped her with 2 days in jail.  Read more for THE TRUE SOURCE.

04
May
10

Teen Gets Tased at Phillies game

You Can't Escape The Long Arm of The Law

Remember when a person got tackled by authorities because they ran out on the field during a baseball game.  Usually they were drunk or under the influence of a controlled substance.  Also a home town fan.  It’s a known fact that Philadelphia has some of the most rowdy sports fans.  Check the December 15, 1968 NFL game; Minnesota Vikings vs Philadelphia Eagles and the Santa Clause incident.

Now the police have gotten into the act.  What happen to them taking a swing with their night stick?  They traded it in for a Taser Gun that will drop you like a bad habit.  Some unnamed teen decided he wanted to run out onto the field during the game.  What’s this unarmed (I think) kid gonna do to those huge, steroid injecting baseball players besides get his ass whipped?  He’s all American like mom’s apple pie.  Mom’s apple pie never went down like he did.  Read more from THE TRUE SOURCE.

01
May
10

Boy banned from eating cheese sandwich

I thought the government organizations within the United States of America did some stupid things.  It seems that the government organizations in the United Kingdom are just as silly.  A council-run nursery in Wigan, England wouldn’t let a 2 year old boy eat a cheese sandwich because it didn’t have lettus on it.  You see, the cheese sandwish was deemed unhealthy because it didn’t have a lettus leaf on it.  The little boy was upet and cried a great amount of time.  Read more from THE TRUE SOURCE.

22
Apr
10

Diddy is Rick Ross’ new manager

I NEED TO IMPROVE MY CAREER

Happy days are here again.  It almost seems like Diddy has his Biggy, but a softer version without the street credibility.  This is a good move for the C.O. / Rick Ross / The Boss.  With Diddy managing him he should have some serious record sales.  That is unless 50 Cent launches more attacks.  Read more from THE TRUE SOURCE.

22
Apr
10

Rihanna in the EMERGENCY ROOM!

R I H A N N A

Calm down everyone.  This wasn’t another case of Chris Brown whipping up on Rihanna.  Something strange happen.  After her concert in Zurich, she was taken to the local hospital.  The latest word is that she was feeling some serious discomfort around her rib area.  We hope everything is okay with her.  Read more from THE TRUE SOURCE.




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