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Jul
09
Video: Tiara Dancing In Her Room
11
Jun
09
Video: Tiara In The Bathtub
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May
09
Video: Tiara in the wind
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May
09
Video: Tiara White Dress
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May
09
Video: Tiara’s Red Diary
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Feb
09
Video: Tiara Harris in Pink
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Feb
09
Faux Interview: Tiara Harris
Tiara Harris
Gee Pleezer (GP): Tiara Harris
Tiara Harris (TH): That’s my name, don’t wear it out.
GP: You’re a sassy one I see. Anyway, so what makes you stand out from all the other Internet models?
TH: What doesn’t? I’m 5’10” first of all. Most of these “fly by night” so called Internet models are short. What they call thick, I call fat. 2nd, I’m a natural beauty. Never airbrushed or photo shopped.
GP: I see what you mean.
TH: West Sideeee..! (she actually made W’s with her fingers)
GP: What?
TH: I was shoutin’ out where I’m from. (she made W’s again with her fingers)
GP: Oh…okay. On a normal day out and about, has anyone ever mistaken you for a prostitute?
TH: Once or twice.
GP: So….
TH: So I told the police officers I only do private parties. We finalized the deal on the spot.
GP: Yeah, okay. What the business with your website.
TH: I thought you’d never ask. My site is tight. I’m a pioneer in that area. I revolutionized the whole internet model thing.
GP: Do you believe you have the staying power. I mean, you have Super Head, Diznee, Bria Miles, and Buffy the Body to compete with.
TH: LOL…you’re funny. I see YOU lookin’. You like this ass..don’t you! You’re probably rock hard. Come on now, I’m the baddest bitch in the industry.
GP: (she ain’t lying about that) Super Head and Buffy has been on the national stage. Super Head did Oprah, and Buffy was “Big Booty Judy” in the movie ATL.
TH: So…I’m Tiara…I paved the way for them. I started the big booty movement. Ya heard me!
GP: Any tips for the wanna be booty models?
TH: Yes. Cellulite is NOT cute. Cottage Cheese thighs aren’t sexy. Big stomachs and stretch marks are a no no. If you’re going to suck a rapper’s dick make sure you at least get a part in the video.
GP: There you have it. Thanks for your time and I wish you well.
TH: You wish you could smack this ass….don’t you Gee Pleezer? It’s all good. I mean, who wouldn’t want to…
GP: You’re a tease.
TH: See ya’ around like a doughnut!
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Feb
09
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